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squided:

lenkagamin-e:

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It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

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ellescarred:

little-miss-fats:

source: robot-hugs

has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

This was perfect

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Now That's What I Call Polka!
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Mandatory Fun

peterosehaircut:

Weird Al’s polka medleys are always the bomb, man.

  1. "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus
  2. "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster the People
  3. "Best Song Ever" by One Direction
  4. "Gangnam Style" by Psy
  5. "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen
  6. "Scream & Shout" by will.i.am feat. Britney Spears
  7. "Somebody That I Used To Know" by Gotye feat. Kimbra
  8. "Timber" by Pitbull feat. Kesha
  9. "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO
  10. "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Wanz
  11. "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk feat. Pharrell

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Sandstorm
Darude

og-sludgebone:

You’re at a bar with live music. A man in his late 30’s is setting up on stage. He’s wearing a black turtle neck blue jeans and cheap plastic sunglasses, and he opens a 2002 Macintosh laptop. He smirks, holds up on finger on his left hand and presses a button on the laptop. Sandstorm begins to play. The man pumps his left hand to the beat of the song. at first you laugh as you remember the song, but you soon turn your back to the set and have a couple more sips of your drink. about seven minutes later you clue in that the music is still playing. You dont recall the song being so long. You turn around and realize the entire bar is transfixed on the man behind the laptop still grinning smugly, left hand still pumping to the beat, with his index finger extended. You can turn away. the iconic beat is engraved in your mind. You try to meet the mans eyes with your own but you can’t. His sunglasses obscure his eyes from yours. Time passes you realize you have been staring at the man , pumping his fist for nearly three hours. You cant feel your body at this point, the beat is numbing and louder than it has ever been. No one in the bar can move. You realize they have met the same fate. With no one to stop him, the man will play Darude’s Sandstorm until everyone there perishes. You fear this is the end, yet you accept it, as the music grows louder still. You have no regrets, and this is the way you die…

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rosiposie06:

hyriikutaien:

Hello feminists! Stop kid hitting culture!

Wait so they’re both accidents? Uhh…?"holy fuck I hit a kid that didn’t look both ways and ran out in front of my moving car. What am I gonna do??""holy fuck that woman walked too close in a mini-skirt with a drink in her hand late at night and my dick fell into her vagina without her permission! I feel so bad!!!"

rosiposie06:

hyriikutaien:

Hello feminists! Stop kid hitting culture!

Wait so they’re both accidents? Uhh…?

"holy fuck I hit a kid that didn’t look both ways and ran out in front of my moving car. What am I gonna do??"

"holy fuck that woman walked too close in a mini-skirt with a drink in her hand late at night and my dick fell into her vagina without her permission! I feel so bad!!!"


coolguyhat:

The President of Nintendo just made me spit my water out.

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kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

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